English Joke：2個單身漢

Two bachelors

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking,
their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
　　"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
　　"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way --
'Take a clean dish...'"


2個單身漢

2個單身漢坐著聊天，他們從政治聊到了烹飪。
「我有一次買了一本食譜，」其中一個說「但是我從來沒辦法靠它做出任何菜。」
「需要高度技巧，對吧？」另一個問。
「你說對了，每一道菜總是用同一個方式開始—
拿一個乾淨的盤子…」

English Joke：忠犬

Faithful Dog
Peter has to sell his dog. David wants to buy it.
David: Is this dog faithful ?
Peter: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful. Every time, it returned back to me.

忠犬
彼德必須賣掉他的狗。大衛想要買。
大衛：這是隻忠狗嗎？
彼德：是啊，我之前也賣了他3次。牠非常的忠誠。每一次牠都跑回來。

English Joke：愛的禮物

Love Present

A Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!


愛的禮物

一位醫生和一位梵學家(印度哲學家)愛上同一個女孩。
梵學家開始每天給女孩一顆蘋果。
醫生問他說：「為什麼？」
梵學家回答：「每天一顆蘋果遠離醫生！」

English Joke：你差點害死我

You nearly killed me

Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red,and he hit another car.Harry jumped out and went to it.There was an old man in the car.He was very frightened and said to Harry,''What are you doing?You nearly killed me.''

''Yes.''Harry answered,''I'm very sorry.''He took a bottle out of his car and said,''Drink some of this.Then you'll feel better.''He gave the man some whisky,and the man drank it,but then he shouted again,''You nearly killed me!''

Harry gave him the bottle again,and the old man drank a lot of the whisky.Then he smiled and said to Harry,''Thank you.I feel much better now.But why aren't you drinking?''

''Oh,well,''Harry answered,''I don't want any whisky now.I'm going to sit here and wait for the police.''


你差點害死我

哈利闖紅燈撞到一輛車，他離開車去查看。一位老先生坐在車裏，他飽受驚嚇的對著哈利喊：「你在幹什麼？你差點害死我。」

「嗯」哈利回答：「我很抱歉。」他從車裏拿出瓶子說：「喝一點，等一下你就會覺得好多了。」哈利拿的是威士忌，老先生喝了，但還是繼續對他大喊：「你差點害死我了。」

哈利繼續把酒瓶給他，這次老先生喝了不少威士忌。接著他笑著對哈利說：「謝謝。我現在覺得好多了。但為什麼你都沒喝？」

「噢」哈利回答：「我現在不想喝，我正在等警察來。」