English Joke：你差點害死我

You nearly killed me

Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red,and he hit another car.Harry jumped out and went to it.There was an old man in the car.He was very frightened and said to Harry,''What are you doing?You nearly killed me.''

''Yes.''Harry answered,''I'm very sorry.''He took a bottle out of his car and said,''Drink some of this.Then you'll feel better.''He gave the man some whisky,and the man drank it,but then he shouted again,''You nearly killed me!''

Harry gave him the bottle again,and the old man drank a lot of the whisky.Then he smiled and said to Harry,''Thank you.I feel much better now.But why aren't you drinking?''

''Oh,well,''Harry answered,''I don't want any whisky now.I'm going to sit here and wait for the police.''


你差點害死我

哈利闖紅燈撞到一輛車，他離開車去查看。一位老先生坐在車裏，他飽受驚嚇的對著哈利喊：「你在幹什麼？你差點害死我。」

「嗯」哈利回答：「我很抱歉。」他從車裏拿出瓶子說：「喝一點，等一下你就會覺得好多了。」哈利拿的是威士忌，老先生喝了，但還是繼續對他大喊：「你差點害死我了。」

哈利繼續把酒瓶給他，這次老先生喝了不少威士忌。接著他笑著對哈利說：「謝謝。我現在覺得好多了。但為什麼你都沒喝？」

「噢」哈利回答：「我現在不想喝，我正在等警察來。」