Money From God
A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5, and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and as usual, those bastards deducted $95."
上帝送來的錢
有一位小男孩非常非常的想要100元，他祈禱了又祈禱，祈禱了2個星期，但是什麼也沒有發生。所以決定寫一封信給 上帝去請求那100元。
當郵局接到這封 ”美國 上帝” 的信，他們決定把它送給總統克林頓。總統收到這封信時印象深刻、深受觸動，出於好玩，他指示他的秘書給小男孩送去一張5元的支票。克林頓想這對一位小男孩來說似乎是一筆大錢了。
小男孩很高興收到5元，而且馬上坐下來給 上帝寫感謝函。上面寫著：「親愛的 上帝，謝謝你送給我的錢。然而我注意到為了某些理由你必須從華盛頓特區送來，像往常一樣，那些混帳黑了95元。」
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