English Joke: 吝嗇鬼的派對

The mean man’s party

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.
Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,
"Come up to 5A and ring the doorbell with your elbow.
When the door opens, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"


一個有名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要辦一個派對。
他向一位朋友解釋怎樣去他家時說：
“你上五樓A座，然後用你的手肘按門鈴。門開後，再用腳將門推開。”
“為什麼我要用手肘和腳？”
吝嗇鬼答：“喂老友，你不是想空手來吧？”