English Joke ：老闆

Boss
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs $500."
"Why, does the parrot cost so much?", asks the first man.
The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."
The man then asks about the next parrot.
He is told that this one costs $1000, because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot.
He is told that it costs $2000.
Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

老闆
一個人去寵物店想買一隻鸚鵡。
老闆指向那三隻站在棲木上看起來一模一樣的鸚鵡說：「左邊的那隻要500元。」
「為什麼這麼貴？」那個人問。
老闆說：「噢，那隻鸚鵡會用電腦。」
那個人接著問旁邊那隻鸚鵡。老闆回答那隻要1000元，因為其他鸚鵡會的他也會以外，他還會用UNIX操作系統。
自然地，那個越來越受驚嚇的人問起了第三隻鸚鵡。
老闆回答那隻要2000元。
那人無可避免的問，「牠會做什麼？」
老闆回答：「老實說我從沒看過牠做一件事，但是其他二隻都叫他老闆！」